As mentioned above, Kristin and I went to the dentist today. It was an awful experience on so many levels, but we did find out that 2009 is the year of Jordan. At least according to Parenting Magazine, which names “Jordan” one of the top boy names of 2009. I know that admitting to my thousands hundreds dozens of readers that we were looking at Parenting Magazine could prove as quite the fuel for the rumor mill. That said, let me just show you a sampling of what the other magazines on the waiting room table were like:

Yikes.